
A very accurate and complete profile of my grandmother
Born – 1949.
Midwest – Mulatto.
Sister – Pampered.
Class – Milwaukee’s Middle.
45s – Spun.
Dancefloor – Twisted.
Baby – Loved.
Cowboyed – Girled.
Pom Poms – Gripped.
Cheered – Loudest.
Cheered for – Honey.
Honey – Dark.
Summer – Hot Long.
Country – Burnt.
Shot Locked – Kings Queens.
Class of – ‘68.
Uni – Rode ‘N’ Hitched.
Wedding shot – Figured slim.
Neighborhood – First blacks in.
Home – Making.
Front Door – Only open.
Host – Never not.
Found Time – Still.
Stomach – Shown.
Kid #1 – Burn off hips.
Again Do – Lets Us It.
Kid #2 – Diet Grapefruit.
You plus Honey – Too much fun.
Hips don’t leave – Kid #3.
Ma – Time Full.
Home – Made.
Home – Work.
Times – Tables.
Ernie – Bert.
Sister – Sledge.
Luther – Anita.
Kay – Twelve.
Choice – Uni.
Beyond – Above.
Cheers – Loudest.
My Mom’s – Proudest.
ColecoVision – Nintendo, Atari.
Every Christmas – Knew exactly.
Family Momma – Not just your 3’s.
Keep a pack – For when I come by.
Where the bathroom – Don’t gotta steal.
Aye can I hold some – How much you need?
Need This – That too.
Gimme – Give Me.
Gimhim – Give Her.
We Fam – Ain’t We?
Gimyou – Our Lives.
Be There – For Us.
That Door – Don’t Shut.
Just Cause – Your Birds Flew.
This Still – Our Home.
You Still – Got Room.
Breast – Swollen Peel.
Phone – Shook.
Voice – Cracked.
Bad – News.
Game – Plan?
Lump – ectomy.
Cancer – 0.
You – won?
Referees – Checking.
Lumpectomy – Invalid.
Crowd – Disbelief.
Cancer – 1.
You – Chemo.
Open – Weft.
Skin – Well done.
Brain – Spread to.
Hope – Gave up.
Peace – Begged to.
Cancer – Wins.
Game – Over.
You’re – History.
History – Framed.
Framed – Love.
Love – Snapped.
Snapped – Photo.
Photos – Albumed.
Albums – Atticed.
Attics – Cluttered.
Clutter – Ignored.
Ignorant – Grandson,
XO – XO.